Which Muppet Are You?

I am Miss Piggy.

You are Miss Piggy.
You are talented and the center of attention. At least you'd like to think you are. You're really just a pig.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Moi", "Moi" and "Moi!"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Women Who Run With Frogs And The Frogs Who Better Wise Up Quick"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"To Have and Have More"

DRESS SIZE:
If it's expensive, it fits.

BEST FEATURES:
Eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose, cheeks, hair, ears, neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes and so on and so forth.

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
Singing, Dancing, Directing, Producing, Writing, Starring, and Being Famous.

Surprised?! (How do they come up with this stuff?)

Which Muppet are you?